Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Her Milk Shake Brings all the Boys to the Yard




Kate Moss told me to stop eating carbs and start doing blow - so I did, of course! Then long came Crystal Renn - HaHaHaHa (evil laugh) back to the french fries and full carb beer for me my friends!






My point, is that Renn is hotter than Moss (and also a lot nicer and cooler.)






This is not a good look, what they don't show you is the part where she trips and her shin bone pierces through her skin.



5 comments:

Ritterorden said...

Great post. I found a fan site for Crystal, with pictures, videos and such, here:

- Crystal Renn gallery

Beauty Bitch said...

Ha! Whatevs....although Crystal Renn is hot, and gorgeous...she's nowhere NEAR fat. Curvy, curvacious, bigger than all the other people in hollywood which is being bigger than a broomstick..I don't see her as being fat. Camryn Manheim...Monique etc. They're fat but they work it..I'm the same size as Monique.

That being said, I would kill to look like crystal renn, well...maybe a little bigger and more in porportion. Her thighs are bigger than her body type so she looks pearish.

I don't think I could handle being thin..being fat all my life it would be weird for me. Very weird. I will just be thinn-er

Oh and ps- I got a blog haha I gave in, it didn't take me long dear tess. It didn't take me long.

Tess said...

Oh Samantha! you have been sucked into blog land. And you're right about renn. She ain't no big girl - just bigger than a twig. Monique is hot shit, and funny!

Idoru said...

and you didn't spend enough time in english, and too much time flirting with boys and marijuana. Now you're a professional writer and I'm a promiscuous drugged out hippie. ha ha....irony.

Beauty Bitch said...

Ahem...I think we're overdue for a new blog.